Followers of the 'religion of peace' have reportedly issued a fatwa against the MP masquerading as the Home Secretary, the Rt Hon Theresa May. Gruff hopes that more are issued against other members of the House of Commons and that they are carried out. 'The Police' are said to be investigating. Should they experience difficulties in understanding this quirky Moslem custom Gruff would respectfully remind the gristle brained boys and girls in blue that they are required to show due deference to their Mohammedan masters and not to offend them in any way, which may explain why police officers run away whenever they are confronted by a peace loving, traffic cone throwing, insult chanting mob of them.
Mrs May may find that 'The Police', who are also reported as being too frightened of the dark to patrol after 20:00, are too frightened of Mohammed's murderous mobs to protect her. Let's hope so.
In another report the Moslem population of this green and pleasant land is expected to double to five and a half million within twenty years. The 'YouTubed' deaths by bomb, bullet, stoning or decapitation of a few of the Westminster rats might bring the others to their senses and would be in the best long-term interests of England.
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