Friday, 25 February 2011

Cameron's Swansong?

Reading this and directed thence to this, and searching for heaven knows what, I came across this:


and thought of this:

And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes it was my way

Surely Grooovey Dave's last rites cannot be long delayed? This isn't a sweary blog but will anyone condemn me for exclaiming, in exasperation, 'WHAT A FUCKING TWAT'.

What have the long suffering people of England done to deserve yet another Scotch Prime Minister who obviously does not know his arse from his McElbow?


Gruff thanks to Harry Hook, at The Final Redoubt, yet again, for the link to the laugh.

2 comments:

Harry Hook said...

It's hard to smile and whistle a happy tune with the Chuckle Bros running things... mind you, it's hard to smile and whistle a happy tune period... especially if you're drowning... and the English are drowning in this crap for sure.

UBERMOUTH said...

LMFAO@ Mcelbow!

He is so gormless that that alone should have been the warning! At least Tony was do able!