Tuesday 30 September 2014

Lizz Truss: God Help Us.

This, believe it or not, is an MP and a cabinet minister:


Can you see any evidence of even the trace of a brain at work there?  Nor can I.  Christ almighty and God help us.

As an aside, the handclapping seemed a little thin as she appeared to confuse the 'British apple' with the English.  Is she that stupid or simply that ambitious?

As a further aside, why do Oxford PPEs seem to lead to 'success' for so many over-qualified mediocrities?  Mightn't she be more productive fobbing off customers at Tesco as her Fuhrer did at Carlton Television?

Thursday 18 September 2014

Fingers Crossed.

Today's the day. I remember dancing hysterically around my flat in York, where it is still legal, as far as I am aware, to shoot a Scot, when they voted for their 'ane pairlyment'. Here's to independence for England.